Mommy, What's a Molotov Cocktail?
Burn, Christmas! Burn!! is an anti-Christmas, um, Christmas book. You know, the kind of book that makes you think about how fucked up consumerism is and how corporate greed hurts elves and did you know, elves make your $9 Target shirts, not little children in third world countries?
Don't buy it. For chrissakes, the elves will come and burn down your house!