I had a dream last night that I was making our Holiday Picks List and I was going around the store and jotting stuff down and thinking, "This is an awesome list!"
Of course, when I woke up, I realized that none of these books actually exist:
Holidays On Rice: The Curry Christmas Cookbook
Howard Zinn For The Holidays - Howard Zinn shares his favorite Christmas memories
The Illuminati Cookbook: Recipes They Don't Want You To Know
Dave Eggers and Spike Jonze Present: Banjos & Books
The Anarchists Guide To Knitting - more than just molotov cocktail cozies
Structurally Unsound: The Guide To Safe and Clean Hoarding
Bloody Drunk: Cocktail Recipes for Vampires
The Erotic Claus: Steamy Tales from The North Pole
Stay tuned for our REAL Holiday list.