I should start thinking more like a blogger.
Yesterday, I noticed a condom wrapper on our steps as I came in to open the store. "Weird," I thought. "I can't believe someone in this neighborhood actually used a condomn."
Then as I started to open the door, I found the condomn. It was on our door handle. Unused. Of course.
See, if I were thinking like a blogger, I would have taken a picture of it. Hell, I would have blogged this yesterday.