Thank you, Mystery Condom Person
I should start thinking more like a blogger.
Yesterday, I noticed a condom wrapper on our steps as I came in to open the store. "Weird," I thought. "I can't believe someone in this neighborhood actually used a condomn."
Then as I started to open the door, I found the condomn. It was on our door handle. Unused. Of course.
See, if I were thinking like a blogger, I would have taken a picture of it. Hell, I would have blogged this yesterday.
Yesterday, I noticed a condom wrapper on our steps as I came in to open the store. "Weird," I thought. "I can't believe someone in this neighborhood actually used a condomn."
Then as I started to open the door, I found the condomn. It was on our door handle. Unused. Of course.
See, if I were thinking like a blogger, I would have taken a picture of it. Hell, I would have blogged this yesterday.
Comments
1. you caught your door in the act and his "girlfriend" ran off.
2. someone thinks your door handle isn't safe to touch.
3. someone doesn't know how to use a condom.
... maybe tomorrow you'll find a dildo.
Like they can grind. Please.